The Drunken Ramblings of Andrew K.

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Absolutely CLASSIC!

JoShabadu:     hiyo
MrqteBball:    yeah
JoShabadu:    me drunk
MrqteBball:    what
MrqteBball:    where the hell did you get drunk ?
JoShabadu:    ME = DRNK
MrqteBball:    who did you get drunk with
JoShabadu:   i'm at sams house
JoShabadu:    don't mock me fool
MrqteBball:    you're so gay
JoShabadu:    just bedause i'm drunk desn't meanyou can pmock me
MrqteBball:    who else is there
JoShabadu:    brendan washerew, so was ari. but they all gone
MrqteBball:   I bet this is your first time
JoShabadu:    nope
MrqteBball:    you're a big drinker then eh?

Apeman323: assklein are you drunk?
JoShabadu: twho is this?
Apeman323: this is the dude.
JoShabadu: hey dude. how is thedude

JoShabadu:    you suck, i should not have IMed you
MrqteBball:    no shit.
JoShabadu:    bastard
MrqteBball:    wait till monday
JoShabadu:    alright that'senough our of you jerky
MrqteBball:    I could beat the shit out of your drunken ass

JoShabadu:    yay whiskey
JoShabadu:   how is justion
Apeman323:    you don't know how to drink whiskey klein.
JoShabadu:    you suck....it b8urns
Apeman323:    you had better shut up, Aklein
Apeman323:    you gotta be a cowboy if you're gonna drink something like whiskey.
JoShabadu:    damn strait
JoShabadu:    yay jim bean
Apeman323:    aklein you are not a cowboy. you don't even have any facial hair. Red-has facial hair. You are a sissy.
JoShabadu:    red is quite the loser
JoShabadu:    red's girlfriend is also aloser
Apeman323:    you're gonna trash-talk the newsies, buddy? I've got half the brain to knock you one right now, you ninny
JoShabadu:    and ifhe ever sees any of this you die
Apeman323:    why? I am going to have to use this shit against you now. You know this.
JoShabadu:    dont do that
Apeman323:    why not?
JoShabadu:    because its bad
Apeman323:   I don't see what the big deal is? you should be proud to be a cowboy.