Ancient History

    In case you hadn't noticed, the site is undergoing something of a reorganization.  I decided that there was just too much crap floating around that I never had any real intention of updating, or stuff that was crowding up the front page when it got updated five times a year.  No more.  The front page, as you must have noticed if you got this far, is now tight.
    What this page is is a place to put stuff that I have basically no intention of updating ever again.  It had mostly been moved off the front page before this, but was floating around the site in various locations; now it's more centralized, on the off chance that you actually want to find out who starred opposite me in some shitty movie we shot with my dad's camcorder in 1995.  The buttons below will take you wherever you need to go.

The dream log that I kept on and off for about a year.  Ever so interesting.

Movies that I had some hand in creating in high school.  Not to be confused with the eminently shitty movies made during middle school, whose pages can be found via the "Old Links" button below.

My friend New Jersey Dave and I had a contest going for a few years to see who could correctly pick the winners of NFL games more often over the course of a season.  By this point, far more effort than it's worth, and the sort of thing that I should soon be too busy to want to bother with.  The pages stay as a reminder, and because they aren't eating up that much space.

The former links page, way back when.  They don't all even work by now.  Most of what's there is crap anyway.  Good luck.

For years I wrote down quotes, from friends, teachers, whatever.  By this point only teacher quotes ever make it down (since the notebook is right there), and there won't be any of those soon enough.  So this has become outdated.

Put up during my heyday of Simpsons obsession in late high school.  By now quite old.

Technically still active if you want to buy a shirt.  But no one ever does.

Like the NFL picks, is basically more trouble than it's worth at this point.

A list of duties I performed as a member of the sports staff at Northwestern's student radio station.