Everybody Negs
to the tune of "Everybody Hurts" by REM

Didn’t take too long
Tossup one, and already you’re wrong
Now you’re scared to buzz again
In this round
Hang on

Don’t sit on one you know
A buzzer race ensues
Everybody negs
Like you

Sometimes nobody is sure
When the answer’s too obscure
But if you’re pretty sure you know
Ring in
Just take a risk and go
You may think you’ve negged too much
In this round
Hang on

Cause everybody negs
It happens now and then
Everybody negs

Don’t hold your hand
Don’t hold your hand
Fear of buzzing in
No, no, no, you are not alone

Okay, time to stop
This round
Cause everything is wrong
Yeah, you really neg too much
You’re just like
Freeburg

Well, everybody negs sometimes
But stop if it’s a guess
Everybody negs
Just less

Everybody negs, just less
So don’t buzz…
[repeat variously to close]