Gilbert Dussek On-line

   Depending on who you are, you may or may not be familiar with Viren's ramblings (parental discretion advised).  Gil isn't as crazy as Viren is (and you'll know that if you follow the link) but he's pretty nuts.

    Hopefully this page will expand as Gil says more weird stuff.

timesq2000 (10:18:17 PM): i rather do that then spend two hours watching people having sex, speaking in strange tongues which i do not comprehend

GilFish1 (11:25:58 PM): Free Ass For Stingy Apes

owen baker (11:33:43 PM): speaking in french out of minor's hearing...you must really want deirdre

GilFish1 (11:33:45 PM): is it on the web page

owen baker (11:33:53 PM): that you want her?

GilFish1 (11:33:55 PM): oh yeah...she's so hot!!!

In this case this requires an explanation.  (Okay, so they all do, but they're generally funnier out of context.  But I digress.)

This took place in Computer Science class one day.  I was sitting to the left of Owen, as I usually do, and to the right of Alden Penn, who was sitting between me and Dave Alexander, who is usually the one to my left.  In any event, Alden, out of basically nowhere, says this to me:

"Anna's a pretty sexy babe from the neck to the waist.  She's got a nice torso."

So that was kind of weird.  Later, in French class, I wrote a note to Gil about what Alden had said.  Here was his written response:

"I agree, I've seen that sh*t!"

which was followed by this follow-up:

"That is, her mammary glands.  Them jugs fit the palm of my hand."

Once again, I swear all of this actually happened.  (I hope Anna doesn't get too ticked off by this.)

timesq2000: gilfish is still there, but the other one's are dirty

timesq2000: no david hasn't talked to me

timesq2000: the other sceennames are used primarily for checking to see who's online without exposing myself

timesq2000: whoops...i hope the exposing myself part didn't cum out wrong

This one is sick.  You'll probably be able to figure out the jargon once you've seen the "gilk" ad.

"I saw britney spears on page nine (and she's also on the cover too (and usually when people are on the cover of a magazine it's because they are associated with the magazine in some significant way)) of  'I've Been Gilked.'"   --- Gil

    Check out the second and third "gilk" ads, this time featuring people besides Gil.

    If you are offended in any way please feel free to e-mail Gil.  But don't blame me.

    This page created using Microsoft Front Page 98 and the fonts Times New Roman and Gill Sans MT.

    Last updated: 20 February 2002 08:12 PM