Girl All the Quiz Guys Want

Girl All the Quiz Guys Want
to the tune of "Girl All the Bad Guys Want" by Bowling for Soup

Four p.m., Round Thirteen, and I’m waiting
To finally play against a team that has an actual girl
All I know is that she’s not much into buzzing
She just distracts me whenever she gives her hair a twirl

And when she walks
Oh I hit my buzzer and it goes “ding”
She doesn’t notice me, ‘cause she answers girl stuff
Getting crap on baking
Just that one buzz a round
Always leaves me shaking

It’s like watching Millionaire; all my teammates just stare
While she’s sitting over there
We talk about what she wears
And I’m just losing hair
Trying to get the girl all the quiz guys want
Cause she’s the girl all the quiz guys want

One of the guys on that team might be her boyfriend
I’m kinda guessing that’s the only major reason she’s here
I try to check out their behavior when the round ends
But I get blocked when everybody else stops to leer

And when she walks
Oh I hit my buzzer and it goes “ding”
She doesn’t notice me, ‘cause she answers girl stuff
Getting crap on baking
Just that one buzz a round
Always leaves me shaking
She’s loved by every guy
Dirtballs from U of I
Half the team from Carleton
Everyone at Michigan

And at Nationals
I finally found she is dating that tool
I guess that I have gotten past enamored
All I wanted was to get her hammered

Now I buzz on girl stuff
Getting crap on baking
Just that one buzz a round
Still feels like I’m faking
I tell myself it wasn’t fate
Besides, she’s kinda overweight
She was just “quiz bowl hot”…