Ode to Catwoman

Ode to Catwoman
to the tune of "Girl All the Bad Guys Want" by Bowling for Soup

Moonless night, the rooftop where I met her
I am waiting for a girl who is a criminal mind
Her name’s Selena and she’s really into leather
She also has a taste for anything that’s feline

And when she purrs
All of Gotham stops and I just freeze
But she doesn’t notice me
‘Cause she’s doing backflips
Going out with playboys
Looking for the Bat Signal
Where do you get these toys?

She roams through Gotham from dusk until the morning
Her old apartment’s filled with hair because of all of her cats
She says she wants to find out Batman’s alter ego
She’ll never know that I’m the best that she’ll never have

And when she purrs
All of Gotham stops and I just freeze
But she’ll never notice me
‘Cause she’s doing backflips
Going out with playboys
Looking for the Bat Signal
Where do you get these toys?
She likes ‘em with a facemask
Built up, kicking ass
She’s got claws in her gloves
I think that I’m in love

There she goes again
Her catsuit on, a whip is in her hand
She broke my heart, I wanted Michelle Pfeiffer
All I got was Lee Meriwether

Now I’m doing backflips
Trying to be a playboy
Looking for the Bat Signal
Where do you get these toys?
I don’t have a facemask
And she would only kick my ass
I’m not even Robin…

It’s like the second movie
Claws going through me
If you were me than you’d be
Screaming “someone help me”
As I fail miserably
Trying to get the girl all the bat guys want
‘Cause she’s the girl all the bat guys want
‘Cause she’s the girl all the bat guys want
‘Cause she’s the girl all the bat guys want
‘Cause she’s the girl all the bat guys want
‘Cause she’s the girl all the bat guys want
‘Cause she’s the girl all the bat guys want