The Quiz Bowl
to the tune of "The Rock Show" by Blink 182

Playing too much ACF every weekend
Knowing little, buzzing in with my best guess
I couldn't wait for the winter NAQT
I remember it's the first time that I played her team

She's not Yaphe, but she isn't too bad either
I'm kinda nervous 'cause I don't think I can beat her
She got one in my specialty
She must have known it 'cause she smiled at me and

I fell in love with the girl at the quiz bowl
They said "prompt" and I told them that I didn't know
She's so good she could start for UChicago
She puts up forty points a round
I can't wait till her team comes back into town
I fell in love with the girl at the quiz bowl

When I said I'd see her at Ann B. Davis
I remember the look my teammates gave us
I'd impress her if I got a few more questions
Maybe I'll read "An Incomplete Education"

I fell in love with the girl at the quiz bowl
They said "prompt" and I told them that I didn't know
She's so good she could start for UChicago
She puts up forty points a round
I can't wait till her team comes back into town
I fell in love with the girl at the quiz bowl

Her team would beat us every time we played
We never found a way
She always had me negging
And though we could have won at CBI
They blew us out big-time
Because I kept on negging

I fell in love with the girl at the quiz bowl
They said "prompt" and I told them that I didn't know
She's so good she could start for UChicago
She puts up forty points a round
I can't wait till her team comes back into town
I fell in love with the girl at the quiz bowl

With the girl at the quiz bowl
With the girl at the quiz bowl
(I really hate CBI)