Team Names
I thought a more interesting section than "the team name database" (raided exactly once, and fairly dumb in the long run) would be "what teams were called at tournaments." So here, starting with the 2001-2002 year, are all the team names, at tournaments where we went by something besides just NU.
2001 ACF Fall: Never Mind the Bollocks, Here's Northwestern
2001 TRASH Regionals: The Lion, the Witch, and the Wasteland
2001 Illinois Novice: Galaxy of Prawns; Let Me Talk to Mr. Kwan
2002 MLK: Happy Kneel; Quarter Pounder with Lube; Diet Poke
2002 ABD: Damn You All!; Blast!; Victory is Mine!
2002 Elvis: Fitter Happier
2002 NAQT Sectionals: Iron Chef British; Big Boy; Courtesy Diner
2002 CUT: Joy Ride; Here on Earth; Glass House
2002 Duck Bowl: Good People, Bad Negs
2002 TRASHionals: Truth or Yinka Dare
2002 FUCT: Buckwheat Sings
2002 Illinois Open: In Rod We Trust; Careful! They're Ruffled!
2002 TRASH Regionals: Mostly Circus Animals, Some Filler; Woodpeckers of Mistrust
2003 ABD: No Points, Only Shame; Orrington Lunt? I Don't Even Know Her; Decent Picture of My Ass
2003 CUT: Wonder Boys; Disturbing Behavior; The Gift; Abandon
2003 TRASHionals: A Charitable Grant from the Jeremy Goodwin Foundation
2003 LUC, I Am Your Father: The Full Fine Plus a Small Large Lateness Penalty
2003 Iowa State Fall: Glow-in-the-Dark Abs; Severe Knife Fight Damage
2003 TRASH Regionals: Can I Get Another One of These with Some Booze in It, Please?; Too Early for Flapjacks?
2004 TRASHionals: Wooden Toys Your Kids Will Hate