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October 29, 2004
Well, the Red Sox won. I'm certainly happy it was them and not any of the other three LCS teams (all of whom I'm at best tolerant of), and I'm glad for the fans, with whom I can obviously identify. It's also sort of nice that, as I said in the forum, people can finally stop acting like Red Sox fans have it so much worse than anyone else just because they complain about it more. Cubs fans, and for that matter White Sox fans, have had it no better if not worse, and for longer. You just don't hear as much out of us. But don't let this seem like I'm ragging on Red Sox fans. I'm glad they've finally reached their goal. I just hope this means the Cubs' suffering isn't far behind on the list of things that are going to end.
In other news, I still can't believe this. As you
may have known because I mention it all the time, this site has been constantly low on
space for months now, and getting progressively lower all the time. Even though
there are few pages of any size - even the biggest HTML page is only about 100 KB - and
even though I don't have that many images of any huge size, and even though I
have 200 MB to work with, I've been down to the last few megs constantly, and a big supply
of mail would put me into the red. For some reason, I never even questioned it, and
instead just removed pages that were old and/or useless from the site in the hopes of
clearing space.
Today, even after checking mail, the site was at 100% capacity, 0 MB
available. That's not good. I deleted some older mail and most of the message
board's old messages, but only got a total of 10 MB free. The site was still at 95%
capacity.
Enter Urchin. Urchin provides a compilation of site statistics
twice a month. I can see how many hits the page got, which pages were the most
popular, what other pages gave me referrals, etc. It's sporadically entertaining but
really nothing I couldn't do without.
Urchin, as it happens, saves these files to the site index. When
I went and looked, every file through early 2002 was there. And only a handful were
under 2 MB.
I deleted all the old Urchin data and logged off, then logged back on
to check for the update.
152 MB free. 24% capacity.
The Urchin files, just by themselves, were responsible for 75% of the site's space. Seventy-five!!! All of a sudden it occurs to me that all the stuff I pulled in the past year - the Australia journal, old Challenge results, whatever - need not have been pulled. And now I know that my page on its own eats up so little space, I no longer feel like I can't put up pictures, and so on. As long as I keep on top of Urchin in the future - and you'd better believe that'll be happening - this site may never go hungry again. I might put back a lot of what was taken off, as well, though we'll see how much I really feel like returning.
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October 21, 2004
Well, I got the World Series I wanted. (Well, not the World Series I really wanted, but the Cubs didn't make the playoffs.) Now it's time to hope the Sox have one more series left in them. Babe Ruth died 56 years ago... it's time he was buried.
In honor of two of the greatest League Championship Series ever coming to a close, I compiled a list: the 20 Greatest LCSes of All-Time. Those who don't like sports may stop reading now; this is going to be a bit long.
The 20 Greatest League Championship Series of All-Time
20. 1973 NLCS - Mets 3, Reds 218. 1982 ALCS - Brewers 3, Angels 2
Down 2-0, the Brewers rallied to win all three games at County Stadium. Trailing 3-2
in the seventh inning of Game Five, the Brewers got a bases-loaded single from Cecil
Cooper to score two runs, enough to win the game 4-3 and send Milwaukee to its first and
what remains its only World Series in franchise history.
17. 1972 ALCS - Athletics 3, Tigers 2
The last hurrah of both Norm Cash and Al Kaline, who both retired two seasons later
without getting back to the playoffs. In Game One, each had a solo home run,
Kaline's coming in the eleventh to put the Tigers ahead. In the bottom of the
inning, though, pinch hitter Gonzalo Marquez singled with men on first and second.
Both runners scored after an error by Kaline in right, and the A's won 3-2. After
Blue Moon Odom threw a three-hit shutout in Game Two, the Tigers rallied at home, winning
Games Three and Four. Joe Coleman's complete game shutout with 14 Ks won Game Three
for Detroit, and in Game Four things went to extra innings tied at one. After
Oakland pushed across two in the top of the tenth, the Tigers came alive in the bottom of
the inning, loading the bases with no outs. One run scored and the bases remained
loaded on an error, and Norm Cash walked to force in the tying run. Jim Northrup's
single drove in Gates Brown to force a Game Five, which was a pitcher's duel - after
allowing a run in the first, Blue Moon Odom combined with Vida Blue to allow no runs and
just four hits in the next eight innings. The A's eked out two runs in that span,
and were on their way to the World Series.
16. 1985 ALCS - Royals 4, Blue Jays 3
Think the fans in Toronto were happy with the expansion to a best of seven? The Jays
won Games One, Two and Four (the last with three runs in the top of the ninth) and had a
commanding 3-1 lead that the previous year would have been good enough for Toronto's first
World Series trip. Instead, one more win was required, but the Jays couldn't get
it. Danny Jackson, who allowed no earned runs in ten LCS innings, threw a complete
game shutout in Game Five. Two runs in the sixth helped Kansas City to a 5-3 win in
Game Six, and in Game Seven, the Royals scored four more runs in the sixth inning (they
scored nine combined runs in the sixth throughout the series) en route to a 6-2 win and a
World Series that would see them make the same comeback from a 3-1 deficit, helped in no
small part by Don Denkinger.
15. 1996 NLCS - Braves 4, Cardinals 3
What is most amazing about this series is not that the Braves rallied from a 3-1 deficit
but the way in which they did it. In Game Five, five Cardinals pitchers allowed 22
hits in a 14-0 Braves win. Two days later back in Atlanta, the Braves got a strong
outing from Greg Maddux (the Game Two loser) and won 3-1. The next night was a
bizarre Game Five redux, as the Braves pounded out 17 more hits in a 15-0 win that ranks
as the most lopsided margin in a clinching game in postseason history.
14. 1973 ALCS - Athletics 3, Orioles 2
Jim Palmer threw a complete game shutout in the opener, but things would get no better for
the Orioles. The A's took Game Two 6-3 with four home runs from their top three
hitters - including Joe Rudi and Sal Bando with back-to-back solo shots in the sixth to go
up 3-1, and Bando's two-run shot in the eighth to make the score 5-2 and put the game out
of reach. Heading back to Oakland, the A's won Game Three with power too, as Bert
Campaneris' solo shot to lead off the eleventh was just Oakland's fourth hit - but the
Orioles only had three and the A's won 2-1. Even though Palmer was chased in the
second inning of Game Four, the Orioles rebounded to win 5-4 with the winning run coming
on Bobby Grich's eighth-inning solo homer - but Catfish Hunter fired a complete-game
shutout in Game Five, and not even 4.1 innings of two-hit, scoreless relief from Palmer
could stop the A's from going to the World Series.
13. 1976 ALCS - Yankees 3, Royals 2
It was the first ALCS and, at the time, just the second postseason series ever to end on a
home run - in this case it was Chris Chambliss who sent the Yankees into the World Series.
In three of the five games, the winning team trailed early before rebounding in the
middle innings. It was Chambliss' first postseason series and he hit .524, with 11
hits in 21 at-bats in the five games, as well as two home runs and eight RBI. It was
also something of a coming-out party for George Brett, who in his first postseason series
hit .444 with 5 RBI on the heels of his first 200-hit season.
12. 1991 NLCS - Braves 4, Pirates 3
It didn't end in the last at-bat like the 1992 version, but the 1991 NLCS was in many ways
a preview of that year's exceedingly competitive Fall Classic. Four of the games
were decided by a single run, including an amazing three finishing with the same 1-0 score
- the Braves winning Games Two and Six by that count, and the Pirates taking Game Five by
the same total. The Pirates also won Game Four in Atlanta 3-2 with a run in the top
of the tenth. In Game Seven, series MVP John Smoltz tossed a complete game,
three-hit shutout to send the Braves to their first World Series since 1958, when the
franchise was still in Milwaukee.
11. 1985 NLCS - Cardinals 4, Dodgers 2
The Dodgers won two games at home to start the series, but the Cardinals took the next
four to sweep into the World Series. Four runs in the first two innings were enough
to hold onto a 4-2 win in Game Three, and Game Four saw St. Louis score nine runs in the
second en route to a 12-2 romp. Game Five was tied 2-2 in the ninth when the
unlikeliest of power hitters, Ozzie Smith, hit a game-ending home run so surprising that
Jack Buck encouraged viewers to "Go crazy!" Game Six at Dodger Stadium was
almost as dramatic - with St. Louis down 5-4, Jack Clark, a much more likely power hitter,
smacked a three-run shot in the top of the ninth to lift the Cards to a 7-5 win.
10. 1984 NLCS - Padres 3, Cubs 2
The Cubs were making their first postseason appearance since their last World Series trip
in 1945. After pounding San Diego in Game One, 13-0, and then taking Game Two 4-2,
the Cubs were just one win away. But the series' final three games were in San Diego
and the Cubs couldn't get it done. First they lost Game Three 7-1. Trailing in
Game Four, they tied the score at five in the top of the eighth, only to see Steve Garvey
hit a walk-off home run for a 7-5 Padres win. In Game Five the Cubs took a 3-0 lead
after two innings, but managed just two hits over the next seven. The Padres climbed
within a run by plating two on two sac flies in the sixth, and in the seventh Leon Durham,
whose first-inning two-run homer might have made him the hero had the Cubs won, became the
goat. After Carmelo Martinez walked, a Durham error allowed him to score on a
sacrifice bunt by Garry Templeton. The next hitter was Tim Flannery, who reached on
Durham's second error of the inning and later scored. The Padres scored four runs in
the inning and took a 6-3 lead, winning by that score.
9. 2003 ALCS - Yankees 4, Red Sox 3
The Yankees hit just .227 as a team for the series, but as usual came together when they
needed to. After splitting the first two games in the Bronx, the Yankees took two of
three in Boston, then dropped a long Game Six 9-6 to force Game Seven. The Red Sox
had a 5-2 lead in the eighth when Grady Little infamously left Pedro Martinez in too long
- long enough for the Yankees to score three runs and tie the game. Mariano Rivera
threw three shutout innings to get the Yankees to the bottom of the eleventh, where Aaron
Boone - who had just three hits in the seven games - hit a walk-off, solo shot to become
just the fifth man in history to end a postseason series with a home run.
8. 2003 NLCS - Marlins 4, Cubs 3
Just as Red Sox fans saw their torture continued in 2003, the Cubs did as well. It
was worse for the Cubs, however, who actually held a 3-1 series lead after taking the
first two games in Florida. Returning home with a 3-2 lead, the Cubs seemed to have
their first World Series trip in 58 years wrapped up when a fan's deflection of a foul
ball away from the glove of Moises Alou gave the Marlins another chance and helped open
the door to an eight-run eighth innings and an 8-3 win. The Cubs took a 5-3 lead in
the seventh game the next day, but the Marlins came back to win 9-6 and deny the Cubs once
again.
7. 1980 NLCS - Phillies 3, Astros 2
The last four games of the series all went extra innings. The Phillies tied Game Two
at three in the bottom of the eighth, only to see the Astros score four runs in the tenth
en route to a 7-4 win which tied the series. The next game was a bagel-fest, which
the Astros eventually won 1-0 in the bottom of the eleventh on a Denny Walling sac
fly. The next night, the Phillies evened the series by pushing across two runs in
the top of the tenth (after the Astros had tied the game in the bottom of the ninth) for a
5-3 win. Finally in Game Five, Philadelphia scored five runs in the top of the
eighth to go up 7-5, only to see the Astros tie it at 7 in the bottom of the inning.
In the top of the tenth, Garry Maddox doubled home Del Unser, and Dick Ruthven worked his
second perfect inning in the bottom of the tenth to deny the Astros.
6. 1986 ALCS - Red Sox 4, Angels 3
After trading blowouts at Fenway Park, the teams headed to Anaheim, where the Angels won
Game Three with five runs in their last three innings, and took Game Four in eleven with
the winning run scoring on a single by retiring veteran Bobby Grich. Up 3-1, the
Angels seemed a lock for their first World Series - but the next game went eleven innings
as well and didn't end the same way for California. Up 5-2, the Angels used two
relievers to try and preserve their lead in the ninth, but Donnie Moore allowed a home run
to Dave Henderson that put Boston up 6-5. What most people probably don't realize is
that that home run by no means ended the game - the Angels tied things in the bottom of
the inning, only to lose two innings later when a Henderson sac fly scored Don Baylor with
the winning run - nor did it end the series. Returning to Boston, the Red Sox ran
away with Games Six and Seven, winning 10-4 and 8-1 over the deflated Angels.
5. 1988 NLCS - Dodgers 4, Mets 3
Also known as the Orel Hershiser show. The series MVP threw eight shutout innings in
Game One only to blow his 2-0 lead in the ninth. Jay Howell came in and walked Kevin
McReynolds, who later scored the winning run on a Gary Carter double. After the
Dodgers won Game Two, Game Three was another misfortune for the LA ace. Hershiser
threw seven innings and left with the score tied at 3; the next innings, the Mets scored
five off the Dodger pen and won 8-4. Game Four went twelve innings, with Kirk Gibson
hitting the go-ahead home run in the top of the 12th. Three Dodgers pitchers got one
out apiece in the bottom of the inning, and Hershiser came in to get McReynolds on a
pop-up for the final out with the bases loaded. The Dodgers took Game Five 7-4 and
headed home up 3-2, but the Mets won Game Six 5-1 to force a decisive Game Seven.
Returning for his third start and fourth appearance was Hershiser, who left nothing to
chance - he threw a complete game five-hitter as the Dodgers won 6-0. Despite
allowing just three earned runs in 24.2 innings, Hershiser was just 1-0 in the series, but
was still - rightly - named its Most Valuable Player.
4. 1992 NLCS - Braves 4, Pirates 3
They had played until the end the previous year, but the 1992 NLCS was both the climax and
the apex of the brief Braves-Pirates postseason rivalry. After seizing a 3-1 lead by
winning Game Four in Pittsburgh, the Braves dropped Game Five and returned home looking to
win in Game Six. But the Pirates, on the brink of elimination, pushed eight runs
across in the second inning en route to a 13-4 pounding. The next night it looked as
if the Pirates were headed for their first World Series since 1979 as Doug Drabek carried
a five-hit shutout into the ninth inning with Pittsburgh up 2-0. Terry Pendleton led
off the ninth with a double, and after David Justice reached on an error, Sid Bream walked
to load the bases and chase Drabek. Stan Belinda entered and recorded the first out
on a sac fly that brought the Braves within 2-1, then he walked Damon Berryhill to re-load
the bases. After Brian Hunter popped to short for the second out, it fell to
Francisco Cabrera, one of just two players left on the Braves' bench (the other was rookie
backup catcher Javy Lopez). Cabrera singled to left, scoring Justice with the tying
run, and the slow-footed Bream followed with the winner to send the Braves into their
second straight World Series.
3. 2004 NLCS - Cardinals 4, Astros 3
It was overshadowed by another series between storied rivals that you might find if you
look a little farther down this list. But the 2004 NLCS was just about every bit as
good as its AL counterpart, if slightly less historic. Game One featured five home
runs between the two teams, but the Cardinals' six-run sixth, which broke a 4-4 tie and
provided the eventual winning runs, featured a bases-clearing double and runs scoring on a
groundout and an infield single. After that 10-7 win, the Cardinals took Game Two
6-4 - trailing 3-0 in the fifth, St. Louis got a pair of two-out, two-run homers from
Larry Walker and, two batters later, Scott Rolen. The Astros tied the game in the
seventh, but Dan Miceli surrendered a home run to Albert Pujols leading off the St. Louis
eighth, and Rolen followed with another solo shot for good measure. Down 2-0 with
the pitching struggling, the Astros looked done, but they had surprises waiting.
Roger Clemens threw seven four-hit innings and Brad Lidge allowed just one hit and one
walk - with five Ks - in the final two as the Astros won Game Three 5-2. They tied
the series the next night - the Cardinals led 5-3, but the Astros tied it in the sixth,
and an inning later, Carlos Beltran homered off Julian Tavarez for a 6-5 lead, which Brad
Lidge again preserved with two almost-perfect innings. Game Five was a rarity -
starters Woody Williams and Brandon Backe went a combined 15 innings and allowed one hit
apiece. With the game still tied at zero in the bottom of the ninth, Beltran singled
and stole second. When Lance Berkman was intentionally walked to the open first
base, Jeff Kent blasted a first-pitch laser to deep left that won it for Houston 3-0, in
the first walk-off home run to end an NLCS since October 11, 1986. Not to be
outdone, the Cardinals won Game Six two days on a Jim Edmonds two-run walk-off in the
twelfth, forcing a Game Seven in St. Louis the next night. Clemens, so good in Game
Three, got the start, and allowed just three hits in the first five innings. But
with Houston clinging to a 2-1 lead in the sixth, Clemens fell apart, allowing a
run-scoring double to Pujols to tie the game. Rolen followed with a two-run homer.
The Astros got no hits and just one baserunner off three St. Louis relievers, and
the Cardinals won 5-2 to advance to their first Series since 1987.
2. 1986 NLCS - Mets 4, Astros 2
It only went six, but it started well and ended classic. Mike Scott came out firing,
allowing just five hits in a 1-0 shutout to win Game One for the Astros. The Mets
tied things up in Game Two and then took Game Three 6-5 on a Lenny Dykstra home run in the
bottom of the ninth, the last NLCS walk-off homer before this year. Scott came back
in Game Four and allowed one run on three hits in another complete game, and the Astros
tied the series at 2. Unfortunately for Houston, Scott couldn't start every game.
The Mets managed just four hits in Game Five, but one was a Darryl Strawberry solo
home run off Nolan Ryan in the fifth, and two more were a Wally Backman single in the
twelfth and the Gary Carter single that scored Backman with the winning run. Because
12 innings is never enough, the two teams flew back to Houston the next day and played 16.
Houston took a 3-0 lead in the first and led all game behind Bob Knepper, until he
fell apart in the ninth and allowed the Mets to tie the game. The Mets pushed across
a run in the 14th, but a Billy Hatcher home run tied it up in the bottom of the
inning. In the 16th, the Mets plated three, and though the Astros got two in the
bottom of the inning, Kevin Bass struck out with the winning runs on base and the Mets
were headed to a World Series that would end up overshadowing both leagues' dramatic
LCSes.
1. 2004 ALCS - Red Sox 4, Yankees 3
Well, we all know what happened. The first three games of the 2004 ALCS weren't just
losses for the Boston Red Sox - they were embarrassing. Boston tried to come back
from an 8-0 deficit in Game One but lost 10-7. In Game Two they couldn't get much
off Jon Lieber and lost 3-1. Back at Fenway, Game Three was tied at six after three,
but the Yankees never stopped scoring, and the final was an ugly 19-8. No team in
baseball history had ever won after trailing 3-0. None had even been able to force a
seventh game. But the Red Sox somehow rebounded. Down to their last inning in
Game Four, the Sox trailed 4-3 with Mariano Rivera - only the most effective reliever in
postseason history - on the mound. But after a leadoff walk and stolen base, Bill
Mueller's single right past Rivera scored pinch runner Dave Roberts to send the game to
extras, where David Ortiz won it with a walk-off two-run homer in the 12th, 6-4. The
next night, Rivera blew another save (though mostly due to baseball's odd way of scoring
relief appearances), and the game went even longer - this time, Ortiz's bloop single off
Esteban Loaiza won it in the 14th, 5-4. Having been roughed up in Game One, a
bandaged Curt Schilling threw seven innings of one-run, four-hit ball to give the Sox a
4-2 win and force a Game Seven. Even that had never been done, but the Red Sox made
sure their rendezvous with history was a memorable, as Ortiz hit another two-run shot in
the first followed by a Johnny Damon grand slam in the second and another two-run blast in
the fourth. The Red Sox ran away with the game 10-3, as spot starter Derek Lowe's
six innings of one-hit ball were more than enough to propel the Sox past their arch-rivals
for the first time in three ALCS meetings and into the World Series for the first time
since their infamous 1986 collapse. The series had tons of drama - a near-comeback
in Game One, survival and extra-inning heroics in Games Four and Five, gutsy redemption in
Game Six, and utter catharsis in Game Seven. It featured what has to be considered
the greatest comeback in professional sports history. And the Yankees lost, in
humiliating fashion. If that's not the best LCS ever, what is?
Congratulations to anyone who made it all the way. And hi to Alma, who is scanning the end of this for her name.
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October 20, 2004
Holy. Fucking. Shit. That's all I can
really say. Once the Yankees went up 3-0, I loaded the Rotten Tomatoes message board
with complaints about how the postseason was over in terms of watchability, and how I hate
the Yankees, and all that. I was sure the series was over. Who wasn't?
Certainly not Red Sox fans - Bill Simmons' postgame journal
from Game Three concluded with SG saying how he'd be spending this winter "recovering
from another Red Sox season that fell short." How could you not think
that way? The Red Sox had just lost - no, been demolished - by their arch-rivals and
now trailed a team they couldn't beat in seven games last year three games to none.
Only two teams in sports history had ever come back from 3-0 to win, and both
were hockey teams. Only two teams in LCS history had even forced a sixth
game after trailing 3-0. None had ever gotten as far as seven. Certainly none
had won.
But I hate the Yankees, and I feel a cosmic bond with Red Sox Nation -
their fans are as tortured as ours, if in slightly different ways (the Red Sox thrive on
getting there and falling short, while the Cubs thrive on long stretches of sucking ass,
interspersed with brief periods of being just good enough to choke at key moments).
So I didn't stop rooting for Boston. And, unusually, I stayed glued to the TV.
(Well, I watched the Red Sox bat, and then turned it off and read while the Yankees took
their hacks.) It's almost as if I knew something was going to happen.
I watched as the greatest reliever in postseason history - 7-1 with 30
saves and a 0.75 ERA in 21 postseason series through last year, and only one career
postseason blown save - walked Kevin Millar and then watched pinch-runner Dave Roberts
score on Bill Mueller's single up the middle. I watched as David Ortiz launched one
into the Fenway night. I watched again the next night as Ortiz's bloop single ended
another marathon, a game so long that only the ninth inning of Astros-Cardinals, a game
that began more than two hours later, was left to be played once Ortiz ended things.
I watched as Ortiz, again, began the Game Seven onslaught. And I watched as the
final out was recorded, completing simultaneously the greatest comeback and biggest choke
in postseason history.
Say what you will about the Red Sox's history of futility. This
was worse. Worse because this isn't supposed to happen to the Yankees, especially
against Boston, the team they'd bested in two prior ALCS and the 1978 playoff game.
Worse because this wasn't just a three-run lead in one game, or even losing two in a row
after being up 3-2. Even having the Mets down to their last out and losing isn't
quite as bad as this. I mean, Bob Stanley is not exactly Mariano Rivera.
Mariano Rivera isn't supposed to blow a save with the Yankees three outs from the World
Series. Especially not to the Red Sox.
This year was just different. This Sox team refused to go
away. After wiping out for most of the first three games, everyone showed up.
We were all waiting for the inevitable Yankees rally in extra innings in Games Four and
Five. But it never came.
After last year's ALCS, I had told you that this year, the teams would
meet again, and one would go up 3-0 and then blow it in the postseason's most spectacular
choke job to date, wouldn't you have bet money on that team being Boston? How
couldn't you? This isn't normally what the Red Sox do. Yet this year, it
was. They rebounded to beat a franchise that had only lost one ALCS in its history,
and that was in 1980. A lot of people thought the Sox could win, before the series
started. But not down 3-0. Not like this. And then, they did.
There's still the World Series, of course. Even though this was
the greatest comeback of all-time, and even though it was against the Yankees, the
"curse" won't be fully exorcised unless Boston can win the World Series.
If they lose to the Cardinals or Astros, it will just be "same old Red Sox."
But it still won't mean this wasn't great.
Five Things That Were Perfect About This Series
5. Rivera blowing two saves.
The second wasn't really his fault, as Gordon had loaded the bases and he just
gave up a sac fly, but because of how things are scored for relief pitchers, it
counts. The first was just delicious. Really, the Yankees have been the
Yankees over the years largely because of Rivera - the offense gets a lot of clutch hits,
sure, but in road games Rivera needs to be there to slam the door. In this series,
he couldn't do it, twice in a row, the only LCS games he's ever blown. And that's
just beautiful.
4. Ortiz's home run.
And to think, at the time I just thought "thank God they didn't get
swept."
3. Ortiz's bloop single.
And to think, at the time I just thought "thank God they didn't lose it in
Boston."
2. Schilling running on pure guts.
If they win the Series, the Red Sox need to put a statue of Schilling outside
Fenway.
1. The Yankees getting humiliated.
The best part of the game that put the nail in the coffin of the biggest choke
ever is that it was a blowout. With their postseason lives and a potentially
historic embarrassment on the line, the Yankees were never even competitive, in front of a
home crowd full of your typical arrogant, loud-mouthed, revoltingly confident Yankees
fans, all of them stunned into submission. As Curt Schilling says, there's nothing
like making 55,000 New Yorkers shut up.
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October 19, 2004
It's been, considering my plans, a shockingly long time since I've seen a movie in the theater. Before today, that is. Pretty much everyone I talk movies with online had already seen Team America: World Police, so I went and got it out of the way. It would be good if it weren't so condescending towards political discourse. EFC review here.
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October 12, 2004
So, my reviews have begun to appear on eFilmCritic.com. Yes, it's an Australian
sister site of the real American site, but the real American site's name is HollywoodBitchslap.com, which is slightly
less kosher. When the critics' reviews appear in ads, and they have, the EFC name is
the one used. So that's the one I use, because it's classier. Deal. The
complete list of my reviews posted at HBS/EFC is here; most of those reviews were
just taken from the ones posted here already. However, everything more recent than
the 25th Hour review is either a new review or contains some new material from
the version posted here. Read if you wish.
We're only three Yankees wins away from another World Series I'm not
going to give even half a shit about. Ya-fucking-hoo.
In much better news than that, Alma and I celebrated nine months
together this past Saturday. We had dinner and watched CSI. I just
love her so much.
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October 8, 2004
[Professor Farnsworth voice] Good news, everyone! [/Professor
Farnsworth voice] The movie review site I applied to accepted me! Man, that's
awesome. I may just start posting my reviews there and linking to them from here, to
avoid duplication of efforts, but we'll see. I'll keep you updated when I actually
get some stuff up there, anyway.
In the meantime, here's the review for I © Huckabees.
I was worried it would be all about the quirks. I was... right.
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October 7, 2004
The filmmakers of Going Upriver, in what seems to be
an effort to get the word out, have made the film available for free download at www.thekerrymovie.com. I urge anyone without
the opportunity to see it in theaters to explore this avenue.
My plans for tomorrow include The Motorcycle Diaries and I
Heart Huckabees, in its first day of wide release. We'll see if I actually feel
up to seeing both.
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October 6, 2004
Election Day is going to be here even before we know
it. Do I just not watch enough news, or is John Kerry not campaigning that
hard right now? Maybe it's just me. Maybe I avoid political stuff all over TV
because I'm voting for Kerry no matter what. If it came out on November 1 that Kerry
insisted on only washing his hair with infant blood... okay, I wouldn't vote for him, but
I'll tell you this: I wouldn't vote for Bush either.
I'm not too worried about that happening, though. My decision to
vote for Kerry has always been mostly based on a single qualification he holds (his last
name not being Bush), but I was really heartened to see Going Upriver: The Long War of
John Kerry. If you can catch this documentary, I suggest you do so, especially
if you're not sure whether you want to vote Kerry or not. Yes, it doesn't talk about
anything after 1974 or so, but I think it shows a lot about the man's character, and why
he'd be a far, far better leader for this country than our current "leader"
is. To read my review, which was clearly written by a liberal, click here.
I popped out of the Going Upriver theater and went straight
over to Shark Tale, because I had the time to kill. I probably would have
had more fun spending the next 90 minutes getting kicked in the crotch. Okay, it
wasn't that bad, but it
sure wasn't very good.
I also picked up the Fahrenheit 9/11 DVD. I need to
watch Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind again, but until I do, F9/11
has taken over the spot as my favorite film of the year. Blistering, provocative,
and that mixture of funny and scary that seems to describe anything the Bush
administration does. Seriously, vote Democratic on November 2.
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